drunktrophywife:

Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”

(via instagrampa)

meladoodle:

*jury voice* we find the defendant guilty! 
“i know you are but what am i?”
*jury is immediately under arrest*

(via beyonke)

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

(via niggawitdreadz)

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

(via bernthalss)

theanti90smovement:

*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?

(via mensrightsactivist)